Firedog

So Corey, how has it been since you gave in? Jerkin like crazy?

12days 16hours

IM OUT!!!!!!

Word Out

Evan---Are you sure it was night sweats? Sounds like a wet dream to me....

Beatnik

Yesterday was pretty easy. Woke up in the middle of the night and my bed was drenched from night sweats. Not sure if thats a side effect of not wankin it or from drinking to much or just random. Life goes on. This snow storm might throw a wrench into my buffalo chopper though. ?. Bhenchod.

eerjacking

I'm bored. Had a nice day so far though.

• Woke up
• Worked for like 2 hours
• Came home and screwed around
• Hit gym
• Going to work for a few hours
• ???

It's nice not having to worry about my balls exploding anymore. I now have the power over the balls, not vice versa.

My new crush:

To the dome

I am not impressed at all. This picture of Jessica Biel is not only sad and degrading but sick and twisted in a way. Im aware that Jessica Biel is hot but this picture dosen't do justice for her. Oh Peace, by the way your days are miss-numbered when it comes to not jerky off. Yes, we are on day ten, can't argue there, but It has only been nine days since celibacy. Love had to explain this black hole theory to me. Apparently when you start you can't start on day one, its more like starting at zero or one second and then when you hit midnight the next day that is the start of one day without beating it.

Maby this will help Jessica Biel is smoking hot

And then there were two...

It is now day ten i didnt think it would be possible. Kyle had a good run but couldnt make it the long haul(pun intended) he couldnt bear the weight of the load that is now on his shoulders. I dont know how much longer I can go but i think i want to make it to this weekend and see how far i can shoot the much anticipated load, maby i can hit the ceiling, i dunno. I have to work in the morning so peace out and good luck to Evan Fucking A the battle continues...

Dinner Whore

Alright, so I'm out. I started this blog so I'm still going to post to it. Maybe keep it up and running in case we need it for future use.

I came up with a good idea. I never know what to put as the title of my posts, so I think that we all should (I will be doing it at least) go to www.urbandictionary.com and at the top in a little blue outline they have a random word and definition. The FIRST word/phrase that appears, thats your title. This way, when we read other peoples posts we can laugh or have a fun time looking up the meaning to the phrase, then laugh!

Also, here is another link that you guys might enjoy. I visit those message boards often and came across a thread about jerking it a couple of months ago. Some people doing the same thing we're doing here, with how it's affecting them and such.
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With that said, I've been thinking since I gave up. A week was a pretty good effort, probably the longest I've gone in years. I think last time I tried this I went 5-7 days, don't remember. What I've learned is that I need to learn to control my vices. I want to cut down to 1-2 times a week. Also, I want to cut down on my internet usage. I'm on the internet WAY too long. I plan on cutting it down to about an hour per day. Also, no internet after 11 pm unless it's an emergency. This way, I can force myself to go to bed at a decent time and concentrate on other things. For instance, I often plan on going to the gym after work. More times than not, I get home, get on the internet for 30 minutes or so, and am suddenly "too tired" to go. I end up staying on the internet for a couple of hours and then go to bed and sleep forever. Pretty fucked up if you ask me. I decided that if I choose the internet over something physical like going to the gym then I am:

1. Gay (in a metaphorical way)
   
2. Lazy
3. A Nerd
4. Fat

With that said, I'm not getting on the internet for the rest of the night and I'm heading to the gym.

8 days....13 hours....I'm out

You have no idea how bad I want to jerk it. And I agree with love, I see no more point in this competition and have some sneaking suspiscions that peace isn't on the up and up.

So I might give in here soon. I don't really see the point anymore. My balls hurt, my head hurts, and I get bored...I'll let you know what happens.

Welcome to day 9 boys!

Its been a hard eight days but im still going strong. Work wasnt as bad as lastnight but there is a really hot chick that i was flirting with that i want to lose the competition all over her face but i dont work with her again for a while so i can with stand my urges. Hopefully i have a busy day at work tomorrow so i can keep myself occoupied and dont have the competition on my mind. I felt like i needed to rant for awhile. I dont really care if i win or not at this point it is more of a test of myself than a game. I wonder if we will make it to the two week point. I need to rent the movie 40 days and 40 nights to hopefully get some inspiration or techniques to withstand for the long haul. I dont want to lose this competition unless i get laid. Maby after this is all over I can make a real attempt at quitting smoking with the willpower if have gained.

p.s.the counter is bad ass!
Good luck gentlemen!

I was planning on unleashing my load on this chick, but she doesn't want it. My new plan is hold out for a wet dream. It should be fun! After that, I think I'm going to go at it as much as I can for a week, then cut down to once-a-week status. That is my current update

I created the Counter for us. It started at Monday night/Tuesday morning at 12 midnight.

I noticed the time was fucked up. I went in to the settings and for some reason the time zone was set at Pacific. It's now changed!

Horny

so the contest hasnt really bothered me too much until work lastnight. I felt like i wanted to fuck anything with a pussy(more so than normal). I am at the point right now that i dont want to waste the load i have been working on by wanking it. If i bust this nut i want to blow it all over a bitches face or deep in her pussy. Today when i woke up it was almost un bearable i was about to ice my balls i really thought i was gonna cave but this bet isnt so much about the beer it is about whom is master of their domain. It is becoming more of a battle with yourself then a bet against each other. Im not too worried about psychouts but im almost rooting for the other players in the game. I couldnt even go this long with out having a smoke or even a drink.

Good luck and happy beating!

It's so bad right now (headache) I'm thinking about calling into work.

I need the money though..fuck

Feeling this bad doesn't even make me want to wank

I have the worst fucking headaches ever...FUCK.

Conspiracy?

So I'm seriously starting to think that Corey is out...maybe Evan also...My conspiracy theory is that they both might be out, and are just waiting to see how long I can go. FYI, I'm gonna give up when I want to. It's more of a game pitting me against me, not me against them.

As far as I can tell, I haven't been super horny. I have had moments, but nothing overwhelmingly. The thing that is going to kill me is the massive headaches and ball aches. It seriously felt like I got kicked in the nuts last night. I'm kind of worried to wank it...It might hurt...lol.

Week Two!

I can't believe that three of us have already made it to day eight. I am experiencing similar symptoms as love is. I am having non-stop dreams of hot bitches and sexual situations that I cant stop dreaming about. I'm afraid I'm gonna have a wet dream. Its taking probably 30% of my daily energy not to beat it right now. I am blogging on the toilet while I am taking a shit and my roomate probably thinks that I am beating it but Im not.

Balls

So I've started experiencing some symptoms of not wanking it. Most noticeably, headaches and sore balls. I don't know if my colleagues are experiencing it, but it's affecting me. It doesn't make me want to wank it, but it sucks.

Anyways, I'm starting to worry that if I don't use it, I'll lose it. What happens if I decided to give in and nothing happens? What happens if I start to go at it and if fucking hurts? What if I go so long my balls explode? What if my balls explode the next time I orgasm?

I am so bored i am trying to avoid porn and build up an immunity to it. I was thinking about renting some movies to keep me busy tonite or maby i will go for another bike ride. How long can this contest possibly go on i think after day ten im not gonna be able to think about anything but wanking. I do work alot this week so that should keep me occupied and help fight the urges. I am just rambling so i will peace out for a bit.

Happy day 6 boys!

Day 6. I have been getting drunk to keep my mind off of the contest. Tonite will be the real test i plan to hang out at home and soberly fight off the urges. There are a few TV shows i need to avoid to make it through the night. Today i went on a 3 mile bike ride to brunkens house to do yard work which helped to keep my mind off of things but on the journey there i kept noticing all the beauityful girls passing by me in their cars. I dont know the last time my dick went this long with out getting some much needed fresh air.

Good luck and happy beating to the poor fucker to cave first!

Funny story. I told Evan that I have a pic of Hayden Panterrette that I would share. I did share, but looking through my "inventory" I found the pic that Evan actually posted. Yes, I have both pics.

Here is a pretty good pic of Hayden...Enjoy Peace!

Hey

So it's 3:30 am, I'm drunk. I actually do not want to jack off...I met this chick tonight, she's hot. Got her number. Maybe boing? Idk. Anyways, good luck to the rest of the contestants.

Let it Out

So far in this journey of unknown testoterone,pranks and emotions, I've been able to stay busy and not think about unleashing the evil beast that knocks on the door to a euphoria of ecstasy. Tonight however, I was pleased with the news that I could leave work early. I was faced with many a dificult decision, take it easy and get caught up on much needed sleep that I had worked so hard to drink away all week, or do the reasonable thing and go out and party and drink that sleep into a black abyss like I had many a days. Not knowing the consequences that would follow, I decided to take it easy and stay and home and pass out early. Who knew it would be so hard for to sit at home alone on a saturday night and try and watch tv. Every show I watched, I pushed me closer and closer to desecrating the hard work and determination of the previous five days. The news, Entertainment Tonight, That 70's Show, Happy Gilmore and yes, sadly, even a klenex commerical. I slumbered across a klenex commerical only to find that the slogan for klenex is ,"Let it out." I find this to be ironic. If I was a beat off critic for shows, none of these programs would pass the required criteria for making me want to wank off as bad as I wanted to this very night. Disenchanted I sauntered down into the dungeon of a laundry room that was once commonly referred to as the "Love Shack." By this time my mind was flummoxed with various thoughts and emotions. Craving some sweet sweet sleep action, I soon found it was difficult to fall asleep with out actually taking what we referr to as a "Nap." Damn, could I have used a nap before I went to sleep. Desperation set in and I found my last resort. Prescription Hydrocone. This shit will go into effect and with no questions asked put you to sleep for what will hopefully we a solids night sleep and set me up for fighting the battle tomorrow. I would like to conclude this blog as a drift off into a surreal sea of blackness. With that said I applaud everyone's efforts thus far, and may god have mercy on the winner for tomorrow is going to bring an apocalypse of great proportions to some unlucky soul.

I think Peace might appreciate this picture. He has a hard on for this chic on heroes. I tried finding a more provocative picture to upload but I guess Hayden is still young and hasn't experimented much with revealing photos and such.

Gosh. I want to wank it now. Right now...

Shit

I have to go to work in a bit but i have to work with a couple of hotties so im gonna wanna cave. I may have to drink myself to sleep again. I really cant believe we are on day 5! Love will be out by mid day tomorrow. I have to go to work now but i will keep you posted.

Spauld

This is for you Corey...to speed up your "process"

Pirates

So I'm watching the porno Pirates...I haven't given in yet, and I don't know if I will. Right now I won't/don't want to...

I got home tonight and my room was covered in porn....probably like 5x worse than Evan's. Homos...

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

So it's been, how long, 3 days or so? It seems like it's been FOREVER!

Na, it's actually not been too bad. Mostly when I'm bored is when the urges come. For instance, I'm on Peace's computer right now. To get peace back for the barrage of porno in his room, Evan put a chick getting double teamed as his background. When I looked at it, instead of thinking, "Damn thats hot." I actually felt bad for the chick. She had this expression like she was enjoying it, but I bet it was just for the camera. I don't know how I would feel being plugged air tight by two dudes with massive erections (no homo).

Anyways, I think Peace is going to cave. He's walking around with a boner like it's nobody's business. I would not be surprised to see (or hear) him wank it before I leave.

New Hobby

I came home from work and corey was high as a kite. Apparently the withdraws have lured corey into a new found hobby.

Balls to the Wall

Nobody can appreciate this picture more than four guys who haven't jacked off in nearly three days. She could slam my balls anyday. Corey has a date tonight with Rosey and she is going to be hitting his balls only they are blue instead of yellow as shown in this picture above. (I wonder if her tit popped out during the tennis match, I would have paid atleast a quarter to see that.)

Thanks

Happy Non-Jerk-It Thanksgiving!

I want to real bad.

Gimme Shelter

Lucky for me, I do not live with Evan or Peace. The war between them has yet to affect me. Unknowing (I think...) to Evan, I was a perpetrator in Operation Porno Plaster (patent pending). In about a week, I would not have been able to hang those pictures up without something happening.

This has been a long two days. I almost gave in last night, but quietly drifted into slumber. I feel like doing it now; not because I'm horny, but out of habit. This is going to be bad.

P.S. Starting right before Thanksgiving was a BAD idea. I am going to eat so much tomorrow, want to jerk off, and take a nap. Looks like I'll have to skip step two. Anyways, wish me luck.

Also, Peace: Once you figure out how to put pictures on here...I'm pretty sure you can't put nude ones (especially of dudes). Keep in mind that this is a family blog (about refraining from jerking off).



Quote of the Day:

If I lose this bet, it's going to be all over Peace's Mom's face.

-Love

Day 2

So far far its roughly 36 hours into the mental and physical challenge of not jacking off. Peace is having withdrawls already. I found my room covered with black gay porn, and I woke up to a raging porno playing on the tv thanks to peace. He made the comment that "its hard to look through porn to cover your room with and not want to jack off." Shit this is only after a day and a half.

Rock Band

To counter our natural horniness, Peace and I have been playing Rock Band for about 5 hours straight. It's not helping though, because Peace decided to be a hot chick wearing nothing but a bra.