Let it Out

So far in this journey of unknown testoterone,pranks and emotions, I've been able to stay busy and not think about unleashing the evil beast that knocks on the door to a euphoria of ecstasy. Tonight however, I was pleased with the news that I could leave work early. I was faced with many a dificult decision, take it easy and get caught up on much needed sleep that I had worked so hard to drink away all week, or do the reasonable thing and go out and party and drink that sleep into a black abyss like I had many a days. Not knowing the consequences that would follow, I decided to take it easy and stay and home and pass out early. Who knew it would be so hard for to sit at home alone on a saturday night and try and watch tv. Every show I watched, I pushed me closer and closer to desecrating the hard work and determination of the previous five days. The news, Entertainment Tonight, That 70's Show, Happy Gilmore and yes, sadly, even a klenex commerical. I slumbered across a klenex commerical only to find that the slogan for klenex is ,"Let it out." I find this to be ironic. If I was a beat off critic for shows, none of these programs would pass the required criteria for making me want to wank off as bad as I wanted to this very night. Disenchanted I sauntered down into the dungeon of a laundry room that was once commonly referred to as the "Love Shack." By this time my mind was flummoxed with various thoughts and emotions. Craving some sweet sweet sleep action, I soon found it was difficult to fall asleep with out actually taking what we referr to as a "Nap." Damn, could I have used a nap before I went to sleep. Desperation set in and I found my last resort. Prescription Hydrocone. This shit will go into effect and with no questions asked put you to sleep for what will hopefully we a solids night sleep and set me up for fighting the battle tomorrow. I would like to conclude this blog as a drift off into a surreal sea of blackness. With that said I applaud everyone's efforts thus far, and may god have mercy on the winner for tomorrow is going to bring an apocalypse of great proportions to some unlucky soul.